23 Funny Knock-Knock Chess Jokes For Kids
Do you enjoy knock-knock jokes? Get ready to laugh with ChessKid as we share our favorites with you. Do you like knock-knock jokes that include everyday foods, familiar names, or funny sounds? Here are several that will make you laugh. Share them with your family and friends.
Knock, Knock With Foods
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pudding.
Pudding who?
Pudding your king in a castled position is a great way to protect it.
The king loves to tell knock-knock jokes when he's eating, but don't give him pudding.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you checkmate me!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Figs the location of your queen on the chessboard. It goes on its color.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter castle your king before I checkmate you!
Butter castle your king. 
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to play a game of chess with me?
Knock, Knock With Names
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Isabelle.
Isabelle who?
Isabelle necessary on a chess clock?
Isabelle necessary on a chess clock?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey have to keep telling chess knock-knock jokes?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Candace.
Candace who?
Candace be the last chess knock-knock joke, please?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dwight.
Dwight who?
Dwight chess pieces make the first move in a game.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yifan.
Yifan who?
No. Hou Yifan!
Hou Yifan, a Chinese chess grandmaster, is a four-time Women's World Chess Champion. She is also the second-highest-rated female player of all time.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Roy.
Roy who?
Ruy Lopez!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Juno.
Juno who?
Juno that I am a good chess player, right?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ivanchuck.
Ivanchuck who?
Ivanchuck to play chess with me.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita put your king in check before you castle.
Knock, Knock With Things
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoe like to play a game of chess with me?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Leaf.
Leaf who?
Leaf my king alone!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle win more games to improve my chess rating.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe play a game of chess with me?
More Knock-Knock Funnies
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anybody here want to play chess?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you going to do to get out of check?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Queen.
Queen who?
Queen your room. It’s a mess!
Queen your room!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo!
Boo who?
Don’t cry when you’re checkmated. You may win the next game.
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Pontoon.
Pontoon who?
Pontoon (pawn to) e4.
We hope you like these knock-knock jokes about our favorite game. When you play your next game, remember to tell one. You can find more chess jokes from ChessKid in this article.